Goodbye, Arcoa and the wonderful folks that work there! You’ve been great, but it’s time for me to move on.
Some memorable quotes/weird things you don’t hear every day:
Jim – “We’re turning cardboard into rocket science here.”
Jamie – “We can’t find the glue.”
Me – “It’s not in the refrigerator?”
Me – “Why don’t we just get the glue out of the vending machine?”
Matt – “The vending machine! That would be cool…”
Dee – “You take good care of [Mildred], Russ.”
Russ – “Why do I have to take care of her? She’s not my relative, she’s my wife.”
Jamie – “Shit, I almost put it in the wrong hole.”
Carissa – “What?”
Jamie – “I almost put glue in the hole you’re not supposed to.”
Carissa – “That sounded perverted.”
Candy – “We were hoping you’d run us over so we wouldn’t have to come in to work today.” (after I waited for her and Aneta to cross the street before I turned the corner in my car)